.當(dāng)真相在穿鞋的時(shí)候，謊言已經(jīng)跑遍了全城。

When the truth is in the shoes, lies have run all over the city.

9.朋友圈發(fā)自拍不要太過分，我們可是見過面。

Don't overdo it. We've met.

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10.遇到喜歡的人就大膽去追，追不到怕啥，重在參與嘛。

If you meet someone you like, you should go after them boldly. If you can't catch up with them, you are afraid of nothing. It's important to participate.

11.我可真是個(gè)敗家子，上億財(cái)產(chǎn)，我一醒就沒了。

I'm such a black sheep. I've got hundreds of millions of assets. I'll be gone as soon as I wake up.

12.剛剛檢查了下余額，六位數(shù)的支付密碼保護(hù)著一位數(shù)的余額。

Just checked the next balance. The six digit payment password protects the one digit balance.

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13.想當(dāng)小蘑菇什么都不用干，只用撐傘發(fā)呆。

If you want to be a mushroom, you don't need to do anything, just stay up with an umbrella.

14.臉大的人一般脾氣都超好，因?yàn)槟槾蠓樥娴暮苄量唷?/p>

People with big faces are usually super good tempered, because it's really hard to turn their faces around.

15.你千萬(wàn)別動(dòng)，你左腦是水，右腦是面粉，不動(dòng)還好，一動(dòng)全是漿糊。

Don't move. Your left brain is water, your right brain is flour. It's ok if you don't move. It's all paste.

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16.接近我之前你要想清楚，我除了美貌一無(wú)所有。

Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.

17.愿你終將生活的鋒芒，熬成最溫柔的濃湯。

May you finally boil the edge of life into the gentlest soup.

18.忍一時(shí)越想越虧，退一步越想越氣。

Bear for a while more think more lose, step back more think more gas.

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19.人要倒霉起來(lái)，吃火鍋不管坐哪，煙都往你臉上飄。

No matter where you sit, no matter where you eat the hot pot, the smoke will float on your face.

20.你飛翔的越高，再不能飛的人眼中就顯得越渺小。

The higher you fly, the smaller the eyes of those who can't fly.

21.女生之間何必要那么計(jì)較，反正過幾十年都是要一起去跳廣場(chǎng)舞。

Why do girls care so much? In any case, they will go dancing together for decades.

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22.如果照鏡子要上稅，恐怕有些女人會(huì)破產(chǎn)。

If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go broke.

23.痛而不言，笑而不語(yǔ)，迷而不失，驚而不亂。

Pain without words, laugh without words, lost without loss, frightened without disorder.

24.曾經(jīng)喝汽水的女孩，如今喝起了紅糖水。

Girls who used to drink soda now drink brown sugar water.